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• stay sexy‚ don't get murdered

Comment: corknut

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• we're all at the Cheesecake Factory

Comment: we all have emotions 💉 corknut

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• Froot Loops‚ everywhere!

Comment: corknut

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• holding back‚ watching you

Comment: judging you... loving you 💉 corknut

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• which is a weird coincidence

Comment: or is it... a red flag... herring? 💉 corknut

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• stay out of the forest

Comment: corknut

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• don't worry‚ it gets worse

Comment: corknut

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• no one ever called me a slut in my life

Comment: god, that's the dream 💉 corknut

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• I rest my case‚ Your Honor

Comment: may I approach the bench with a Lisa Frank notebook? 💉 corknut

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• who wants to be fucking mayor?

Comment: I mean, ridiculous 💉 corknut

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• fool a nutter once

Comment: Fluffernutter, twice 💉 corknut

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• what the fuck‚ bro

Comment: we CAVORTED with you 💉 corknut

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• do you have to say you're in a cult?

Comment: I feel like acknowledgement is a huge part of cults 💉 corknut

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• I'm gonna love and cherish you

Comment: I'm gonna murder children, though 💉 corknut

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• he was addicted

Comment: to the meth of life 💉 corknut

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• I will kick you

Comment: right in your kidnapping hair 💉 corknut

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• no free-climbing‚ no true-criming

Comment: corknut

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• and also don't be afraid

Comment: to just hurt their feelings 💉 corknut

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• I definitely respect drugs

Comment: corknut

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• this is what school must've been like

Comment: for people who enjoyed it 💉 corknut

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• too dark?

Comment: too bad 💉 corknut

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• we don't think that murder is funny

Comment: we just think that we're funny 💉 corknut

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• the best way to flirt

Comment: is to act like you're angry and walk away 💉 corknut

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• when did I become‚ like‚ a weird liar?

Comment: corknut

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• go to therapy and jerk off there

Comment: corknut

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• don't say "sorry not sorry"

Comment: say "listen, you motherfucker!" 💉 corknut

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• you can be crazy

Comment: just be lighthearted about it! 💉 corknut

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• a nice breakfast wine

Comment: corknut

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• we guarantee you

Comment: that we will never know what we're going to say 💉 corknut

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• well‚ I'm gonna be drunk in the den

Comment: so do what you will 💉 corknut

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• you're buried alive

Comment: you don't want a snack 💉 corknut

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• take out (v.)

Comment: do you mean food, dating, or murder? 💉 corknut

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• I have resting friendly face

Comment: corknut

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• here's a mask with a zipper for a mouth

Comment: this will solve everything 💉 corknut

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• we are not experts on anything!

Comment: uh, except for our own feelings 💉 corknut

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• my emotional support avocado egg roll

Comment: corknut

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• pizza liqueur

Comment: corknut

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• sleep like a baby

Comment: when you put your baby on heroin 💉 corknut

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• there's moments of happiness in life

Comment: but the majority of it? awkward wrongness 💉 corknut

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• hey‚ I guess you were raised by wolves

Comment: corknut

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• can everyone chill the fuck out?

Comment: corknut

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• we gotta make mugs

Comment: that say "this might be Luminol" 💉 corknut

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• I am going to Lulumurder you

Comment: corknut

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• did a portal to hell open up in 1977?

Comment: corknut

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• I barfed it up from my internal guts

Comment: corknut

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• nonconsensual suicide

Comment: corknut

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• a murder of boys

Comment: corknut

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• fuck the blankets

Comment: fuck you 💉 corknut

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• don't snort shit

Comment: corknut

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• this isn't a positive cult

Comment: this isn't like Sephora 💉 corknut